3rd Quarter Results

Hola! Whew, lots to tell you this month. My doc about fell over sideways when he saw how big I was during my 9month check up. For those of you who don't recall, I was only 20%ile for weight when I was born, but all the chili-3cheese, twice-baked, fried, jalapeno string popper nugget blaster roll-up platters with the extreme ancho, chipotle, mega hickory bbq zesty ranch dipping sauce that I've been eating behind M&D's backs have me up to a couple cheerios shy of 23lbs! That's 85%ile and I've also elongated to a sinewy 2ft 6in (90%ile)! Shazaam!



Next up, I'm following in my Mom's footsteps. She redesigns processes for improved effectiveness and quality and I have decided to do just the same when it comes to M&D's "Rowdy-proofing" of the house. Now that I'm mo-bile, not a day goes by that I don't point out glaring deficiencies in their plan. Here you can see me identifying a knot tying problem for them. I've begun to wonder if they're not as smart as I had originally hoped.

Man, who is that kid? I couldn't have been that small could I? He's so small, he looks like he could be my Mini-Me, like I could stuff him in my left thigh! Ha. Man, I crack myself up.

Let's get back to food, shall we? Early attempts at self-nourishment have been woefully off target. I think my elbow/wrist/mouth trajectory calculations are a bit flawed. I tried to cover by saying I was simply saving some for a snack later, but M&D didn't buy it.

Get 'em up, move 'em out, RawDuckie! Had my first trip to the playground and although I showed Mr. Duckie who was boss, I couldn't get him to move. Maybe because I forgot my spurs. Hyyaah, go duckie, go!

Here's me having the time of my life. Now this is a swing! (see above swing for lame-o version) So far my lobbying for an in-house replica has fallen of deaf ears, but I can be pretty dern persuasive when I want, so don't count me out!

Okay, you have to go now. Can't you see Einstein is on the tube?! I can't wait to see what's going to happen with the Jack-in-the-box today. Will he pop or not? Hasta. E