Where's He Been?

Hola. It's been awhile, I know. I took a mini-sabbatical while I went to a fit-throwing seminar. I find most seminars are a waste of money, but I got a lot out of this one that I was able to put to immediate use in my daily routine. Time well spent!

Dad asked if I wanted to, "try a little Jim Beam." I was thinking that it was a good thing I had Child Services in my speed-dial until I realized he was asking if I wanted to try the Little Gym Beam. Whew!

Okay, arm on the back rest, hand on the yoke and ready, set, kick the leg over. Hmm, definitely missing something here.

Really? Has it come to this for a laugh?

Well I appreciate you coming by, but I gotta get going on some yardwork. See you next time.

-R E